{"title":"Thisthat- Collection 1","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"pineapple-pez-29-298-thca-flower","title":"Pineapple Pez (29.298%) THCa Flower","description":"\u003ch1\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/3771\/4093\/files\/Screenshot_2026-08-31_121504.png?v=1788196538\" alt=\"\" width=\"57\" height=\"52\"\u003ePineapple Pez (29.298% THCa) – Premium THCa Flower\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePineapple Pez\u003c\/strong\u003e is a sweet, tropical sativa with a candy-like pineapple profile. This living soil batch tests at \u003cstrong\u003e29.298% THCa\u003c\/strong\u003e with \u003cstrong\u003e1.89% total terpenes\u003c\/strong\u003e, delivering bright fruit flavor backed by an unusual, woody α-Cedrene-led terpene structure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eOverview\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePineapple Pez blends sweet tropical fruit with a smooth, uplifting high. This batch leads with \u003cstrong\u003eα-Cedrene (0.63%), β-Myrcene (0.31%), Limonene (0.28%), α-Humulene (0.22%), and α-Bisabolol (0.11%)\u003c\/strong\u003e — a distinctive profile that pairs candied pineapple with woody, herbal, and lightly floral depth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith nearly 30% THCa and a sativa-forward structure, Pineapple Pez is a flavorful pick for daytime use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHighlights\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePotency:\u003c\/strong\u003e 29.298% THCa\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal THC:\u003c\/strong\u003e 25.843%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal Cannabinoids:\u003c\/strong\u003e 30.748%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal Terpenes:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1.89%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTop Terpenes:\u003c\/strong\u003e α-Cedrene, β-Myrcene, Limonene, α-Humulene, α-Bisabolol\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eType:\u003c\/strong\u003e Sativa\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGrow Method:\u003c\/strong\u003e Living Soil\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eExperience:\u003c\/strong\u003e Uplifting, sweet, smooth, daytime use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eAroma and Flavor\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePineapple Pez opens with sweet, candied pineapple and tropical fruit, grounded by the woody freshness of α-Cedrene and the mellow earth of Myrcene. Limonene adds a citrus lift while Bisabolol contributes a soft, chamomile-like floral note. The exhale is sweet, fruity, and smooth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn the palate: candied pineapple and tropical fruit with a soft woody-herbal finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eEffects\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePineapple Pez delivers an uplifting, easygoing onset with a bright, sociable headspace. Expect a cheerful mood lift, gentle energy, and a smooth, relaxed body feel that stays clear and functional.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBest suited for daytime and social use, mood support, and anyone seeking a sweet, tropical sativa.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eStrain Background\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePineapple Pez is a tropical, fruit-forward sativa named for its sweet, candy-like pineapple flavor. Grown in \u003cstrong\u003eliving soil\u003c\/strong\u003e, this batch develops a distinctive, full-spectrum terpene profile led by woody α-Cedrene — an uncommon dominant terpene that gives the strain its unique character.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis batch highlights the strain's signature pineapple-candy expression with a smooth, well-cured finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eLab Results\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTHCa:\u003c\/strong\u003e 29.298%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eΔ9-THC:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.148%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eΔ8-THC:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.023%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal THC:\u003c\/strong\u003e 25.843%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal Cannabinoids:\u003c\/strong\u003e 30.748%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCBGa:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.747%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCBCa:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.210%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal Terpenes:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1.89%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTop Terpenes:\u003c\/strong\u003e α-Cedrene (0.63%), β-Myrcene (0.31%), Limonene (0.28%), α-Humulene (0.22%), α-Bisabolol (0.11%)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMoisture:\u003c\/strong\u003e 7.3%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWater Activity:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.517 aw\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDate Tested:\u003c\/strong\u003e 04\/30\/2026\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eStorage Instructions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStore Pineapple Pez in an airtight container in a cool, dark, dry environment. Avoid heat and light to preserve THCa potency and terpene richness. Keep sealed between uses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ethisthat CBD Quality Standards\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll thisthat CBD flower is slow-cured, hand-trimmed, and third-party lab tested. Our products comply with federal hemp regulations and are shipped discreetly to qualifying states. Each batch is evaluated for potency, moisture balance, and overall quality before it reaches you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eLegal and Medical Disclaimer\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis product contains hemp-derived THCa and complies with the 2018 Farm Bill. Not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Must be 21+. Do not use if pregnant or nursing. Check local laws before purchasing or consuming.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"thisthat","offers":[{"title":"3.5g \/ Sativa","offer_id":47337060597933,"sku":"pineapple-pez-v2-3-5","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"7g \/ Sativa","offer_id":47337060630701,"sku":"pineapple-pez-v2-7","price":70.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"14g \/ Sativa","offer_id":47337060663469,"sku":"pineapple-pez-v2-14","price":125.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"28g \/ Sativa","offer_id":47337060696237,"sku":"pineapple-pez-v2-28","price":225.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/3771\/4093\/files\/flower_pineapple_pez_1080x1080_664d6437-0650-4217-8046-e517b168d514.jpg?v=1787875657"},{"product_id":"guava-gelato-breath-28-598-thca-flower","title":"Guava Gelato Breath (28.598%) THCa Flower","description":"\u003ch1\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/3771\/4093\/files\/Screenshot_2026-08-31_121504.png?v=1788196538\" alt=\"\" width=\"70\" height=\"63\"\u003eGuava Gelato Breath (28.598% THCa) – Premium THCa Flower\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGuava Gelato Breath\u003c\/strong\u003e is a sweet, dessert-style hybrid with a tropical guava and creamy gelato character. This hydroponically grown batch tests at \u003cstrong\u003e28.598% THCa\u003c\/strong\u003e with \u003cstrong\u003e1.38% total terpenes\u003c\/strong\u003e, delivering fruity-sweet flavor over a distinctive woody α-Cedrene base.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eOverview\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGuava Gelato Breath blends tropical fruit sweetness with smooth, balanced effects. This batch leads with \u003cstrong\u003eα-Cedrene (0.39%), Limonene (0.30%), β-Myrcene (0.15%), α-Humulene (0.14%), and Linalool (0.08%)\u003c\/strong\u003e — a profile that pairs sweet guava and citrus with woody, herbal, and soft floral depth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith nearly 29% THCa and balanced hybrid genetics, Guava Gelato Breath is a flavorful, versatile choice for any time of day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHighlights\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePotency:\u003c\/strong\u003e 28.598% THCa\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal THC:\u003c\/strong\u003e 25.301%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal Cannabinoids:\u003c\/strong\u003e 30.448%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal Terpenes:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1.38%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTop Terpenes:\u003c\/strong\u003e α-Cedrene, Limonene, β-Myrcene, α-Humulene, Linalool\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eType:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hybrid\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGrow Method:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hydroponic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eExperience:\u003c\/strong\u003e Sweet, balanced, smooth body calm, versatile use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eAroma and Flavor\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGuava Gelato Breath opens with sweet tropical guava and creamy citrus, grounded by the woody freshness of α-Cedrene and the mellow earth of Myrcene. Humulene adds herbal spice while Linalool brings a soft floral note. The exhale is sweet, fruity, and smooth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn the palate: sweet guava and creamy gelato with a soft woody-herbal finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eEffects\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGuava Gelato Breath delivers a smooth, balanced onset with a gentle mood lift and easygoing body calm. Expect a relaxed, comfortable headspace that stays clear and functional across the day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBest suited for versatile daytime-to-evening use, mood support, and anyone seeking a sweet, dessert-style hybrid.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eStrain Background\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGuava Gelato Breath is a dessert-style hybrid prized for its sweet, tropical-fruit flavor and smooth, balanced effects. Grown hydroponically, this batch develops a distinctive, full-spectrum profile led by woody α-Cedrene, with elevated CBGa (1.14%) for a rich, well-rounded experience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis batch highlights the strain's signature guava-gelato expression with a smooth, clean finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eLab Results\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTHCa:\u003c\/strong\u003e 28.598%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eΔ9-THC:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.220%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eΔ8-THC:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.010%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal THC:\u003c\/strong\u003e 25.301%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal CBD:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.032%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal Cannabinoids:\u003c\/strong\u003e 30.448%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCBGa:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1.140%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCBCa:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.162%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTHCVa:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.168%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal Terpenes:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1.38%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTop Terpenes:\u003c\/strong\u003e α-Cedrene (0.39%), Limonene (0.30%), β-Myrcene (0.15%), α-Humulene (0.14%), Linalool (0.08%)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMoisture:\u003c\/strong\u003e 6.2%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWater Activity:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.447 aw\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDate Tested:\u003c\/strong\u003e 04\/30\/2026\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eStorage Instructions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStore Guava Gelato Breath in an airtight container in a cool, dark, dry environment. Avoid heat and light to preserve THCa potency and terpene richness. Keep sealed between uses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ethisthat CBD Quality Standards\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll thisthat CBD flower is slow-cured, hand-trimmed, and third-party lab tested. Our products comply with federal hemp regulations and are shipped discreetly to qualifying states. Each batch is evaluated for potency, moisture balance, and overall quality before it reaches you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eLegal and Medical Disclaimer\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis product contains hemp-derived THCa and complies with the 2018 Farm Bill. Not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Must be 21+. Do not use if pregnant or nursing. Check local laws before purchasing or consuming.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"thisthat","offers":[{"title":"3.5g \/ Hybrid","offer_id":47337060925613,"sku":"guava-gelato-breath-3-5","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"7g \/ Hybrid","offer_id":47337060958381,"sku":"guava-gelato-breath-7","price":70.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"14g \/ Hybrid","offer_id":47337060991149,"sku":"guava-gelato-breath-14","price":125.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"28g \/ Hybrid","offer_id":47337061023917,"sku":"guava-gelato-breath-28","price":225.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/3771\/4093\/files\/flower_guava_gelato_breath_1080x1080_7c88b38f-9010-47b5-af14-5a34cfc22659.jpg?v=1787875659"},{"product_id":"alien-og-30-153-thca-flower","title":"Alien OG (30.153%) THCa Flower","description":"\u003ch1\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/3771\/4093\/files\/Screenshot_2026-08-31_121504.png?v=1788196538\" alt=\"\" width=\"67\" height=\"61\"\u003eAlien OG (30.153% THCa) – Premium THCa Flower\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAlien OG\u003c\/strong\u003e is an Indica-dominant hybrid THCa flower strain built from \u003cstrong\u003eTahoe OG Kush × Alien Kush\u003c\/strong\u003e, a Cali Connection cross that became a fixture of California's medical dispensary scene. This hydroponic batch tests at \u003cstrong\u003e30.153% THCa\u003c\/strong\u003e with \u003cstrong\u003e2.440% total terpenes\u003c\/strong\u003e, anchored by an unusually humulene- and nerolidol-forward profile that gives the classic OG fuel character a woody, hop-bitter backbone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eOverview\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlien OG is one of the few OG crosses that reliably delivers both halves of its reputation: a sharp, near-psychedelic cerebral onset followed by heavy physical settle. That two-phase character comes directly from its parents — Tahoe OG Kush contributing the potent, fast-acting OG body, and Alien Kush layering in the distinctly spacey headspace the strain is named for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe dominant terpenes in this batch are \u003cstrong\u003eα-Humulene (0.780%), Nerolidol (0.690%), Linalool (0.510%), β-Myrcene (0.230%), and δ-Limonene (0.130%)\u003c\/strong\u003e. Humulene leading at 32.0% of the total terpene content is genuinely uncommon — it is the terpene responsible for the hoppy, woody bitterness in beer, and here it pairs with 0.690% nerolidol to build a dry, bark-and-tea aromatic frame rather than the sweet-citrus direction most modern hybrids take.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe result is an old-school OG nose: earthy, piney, faintly floral, with a bitter-woody depth that reads as classic rather than candied.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHighlights\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePotency:\u003c\/strong\u003e 30.153% THCa\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal THC:\u003c\/strong\u003e 26.59%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal CBD:\u003c\/strong\u003e ND (not detected)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal Cannabinoids:\u003c\/strong\u003e 30.83%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal Terpenes:\u003c\/strong\u003e 2.440%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTop Terpenes:\u003c\/strong\u003e α-Humulene, Nerolidol, Linalool, β-Myrcene, δ-Limonene\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eType:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hybrid (Indica-dominant, approximately 70\/30)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGrow Method:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hydroponic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLineage:\u003c\/strong\u003e Tahoe OG Kush × Alien Kush (The Cali Connection)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eExperience:\u003c\/strong\u003e Sharp cerebral onset into deep body relaxation, evening-leaning\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eAroma and Flavor\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlien OG leads with the sour lemon-and-pine signature of the OG family, backed by damp earth and a sharp fuel undertone that becomes obvious the moment the buds are broken apart. This batch's humulene dominance adds a dry, hop-bitter woodiness underneath that gives the profile real weight, while linalool contributes a soft floral lift on the back end.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe flavor follows: pine and lemon rind first, gas and earth through the middle, and a woody-herbal exhale with a faint bitter finish. It is a distinctly savory OG rather than a sweet one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eEffects and Usage\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlien OG is an evening-leaning hybrid with a well-documented two-phase arc. The onset is fast and cerebral — a sharp sensory clarity that can feel more sativa than its lineage suggests — before the indica side takes over and settles into deep physical relaxation, eventually trending sedative.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWell suited to end-of-day unwinding, evening downtime, and situations where you want the head-change without needing to stay productive. Pacing tip: because the cerebral phase arrives well before the body phase, it is easy to over-consume in the first ten minutes. Start low and wait it out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eStrain Background\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlien OG comes from The Cali Connection, the breeding house responsible for a large share of the OG Kush lineage circulating today. It crosses \u003cstrong\u003eTahoe OG Kush\u003c\/strong\u003e — the Lake Tahoe OG cut prized for fast, forceful onset — with \u003cstrong\u003eAlien Kush\u003c\/strong\u003e, a hybrid known for its disorienting, cerebral headspace.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe strain built its reputation in California's medical dispensary system, where it was sought out specifically for that combination of potency and duration. 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That CBGa figure is unusually high and reflects flower harvested with excellent cannabinoid expression.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe terpene profile is concentrated rather than broad. \u003cstrong\u003eLimonene leads at 0.51%\u003c\/strong\u003e — a full 40.0% of total terpene content, one of the most limonene-dominant profiles we have tested — followed by \u003cstrong\u003eα-Humulene (0.19%), cis-β-Ocimene (0.09%), α-Pinene (0.08%), Endo-Fenchyl Alcohol (0.08%), and Menthol (0.08%)\u003c\/strong\u003e. Total terpenes come in at 1.27%, which is lower in absolute terms than some batches, but the composition is what drives the experience here: this is a focused citrus expression, not a muddled one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat limonene dominance is what makes Limeade an unusual indica. 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Users commonly describe it as contented and social rather than couch-locking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBest suited to evening use, decompressing after work, and low-key social settings where you want to stay engaged in conversation. Pacing tip: at 31.756% THCa this is the most potent flower in this release — go slow, particularly if you are used to flower in the mid-20s.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eStrain Background\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLimeade comes from Matanuska Thunder Seeds, the Alaskan breeding house best known for Alaskan Thunder Fuck. It crosses \u003cstrong\u003eKey Lime Pie\u003c\/strong\u003e — a Girl Scout Cookies phenotype carrying that family's dense, doughy terpene signature — with \u003cstrong\u003eGrateful Breath\u003c\/strong\u003e, which contributes flower density and structure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe breeder describes the result as combining Key Lime Pie's strong doughy terpene profile with broad Kush fan leaves, squat Kush plant structure, and the enhanced bud density that the Grateful Breath side brings — classic indica morphology. In practice it delivers a citrus-pastry nose over a Cookies-family backbone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis batch was grown in living soil — a no-till, microbiome-driven method that avoids synthetic inputs and typically yields the cleanest, most complete expression of a strain's aromatic profile. 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It worked, and the strain picked up a second identity as \"Sour Grapes\" after the cut was sold to a California collective.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe dominant terpenes in this batch are \u003cstrong\u003etrans-Caryophyllene (0.81%), Limonene (0.45%), β-Myrcene (0.36%), α-Humulene (0.21%), and Linalool (0.15%)\u003c\/strong\u003e, with supporting \u003cstrong\u003eα-Bisabolol (0.09%)\u003c\/strong\u003e and \u003cstrong\u003eGuaiol (0.08%)\u003c\/strong\u003e. Caryophyllene at 33.3% of the total is what defines this batch — it is the peppery, spicy terpene also found in black pepper and cloves, and it is the only common terpene known to interact directly with the body's CB2 receptors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe minor cannabinoid fraction is strong as well: \u003cstrong\u003e1.224% CBGa\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003e0.180% CBCa\u003c\/strong\u003e, and \u003cstrong\u003e0.174% THCVa\u003c\/strong\u003e alongside the 29.542% THCa, for 31.558% total cannabinoids.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHighlights\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePotency:\u003c\/strong\u003e 29.542% THCa\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal THC:\u003c\/strong\u003e 26.152%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal CBD:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.052%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal Cannabinoids:\u003c\/strong\u003e 31.558%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal Terpenes:\u003c\/strong\u003e 2.440%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMinor Cannabinoids:\u003c\/strong\u003e CBGa 1.224%, CBCa 0.180%, THCVa 0.174%, CBG 0.071%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTop Terpenes:\u003c\/strong\u003e trans-Caryophyllene, Limonene, β-Myrcene, α-Humulene, Linalool\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eType:\u003c\/strong\u003e Sativa\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGrow Method:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hydroponic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLineage:\u003c\/strong\u003e Purple Elephant × Chemdog Sour Diesel (Gage Green Genetics)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAlso Known As:\u003c\/strong\u003e Sour Grapes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eExperience:\u003c\/strong\u003e Euphoric, uplifting, warm, grape-and-diesel, versatile\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eAroma and Flavor\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGrape Stomper leads with the grape-candy sweetness it is named for — a distinct purple-fruit note inherited from Purple Elephant — immediately backed by the sour diesel funk of its Chemdog side. This batch's heavy caryophyllene load adds a black-pepper spice that cuts through the sweetness and gives the profile a savory edge, while 0.45% limonene brightens the top with citrus.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe flavor is layered: sweet grape and citrus first, sour fuel and pepper through the middle, and a warm spicy-floral exhale rounded by the bisabolol and guaiol. It is one of the more distinctive flavor profiles in our lineup — sweet and savory at the same time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eEffects and Usage\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGrape Stomper is a versatile, sativa-leaning hybrid experience. The onset is euphoric and mood-elevating, driven by the limonene, without the racy edge some sativas carry — the heavy caryophyllene and myrcene content adds a warm, grounded body feel underneath the head lift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat balance makes it flexible: bright enough for daytime and social use, but with enough body to work in the evening as well. Pacing tip: at 29.542% THCa with 31.558% total cannabinoids, this is a strong batch. Start small.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eStrain Background\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGrape Stomper was created by Gage Green Genetics from \u003cstrong\u003eJojoRizo's Purple Elephant\u003c\/strong\u003e crossed with \u003cstrong\u003eElite Seeds' Chemdog Sour Diesel\u003c\/strong\u003e — a cut that, per the breeder's own notes, is widely believed to actually be a Headband × Sour Diesel hybrid containing no true Chemdawg. The pairing was aimed at combining Purple Elephant's grape sweetness with sour diesel's pungency and vigor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe strain later became known as \u003cstrong\u003eSour Grapes\u003c\/strong\u003e after the cut was sold to a California collective, and the two names have circulated in parallel ever since. It flowers in roughly 72 days and was originally clone-only before becoming available as feminized seed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis batch was grown hydroponically, producing dense, resinous flower with a strong expression of the strain's caryophyllene-forward terpene profile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eLab Tested and Verified\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLab:\u003c\/strong\u003e Cannabis Chem Lab — Flandreau, SD (Lic# 25ESTC0623)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSample ID:\u003c\/strong\u003e 2606CCH0943.5340\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDate Tested:\u003c\/strong\u003e 06\/23\/2026\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTHCa:\u003c\/strong\u003e 29.542%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eΔ9-THC:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.244%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eΔ8-THC:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.023%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal THC:\u003c\/strong\u003e 26.152%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal CBD:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.052%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal Cannabinoids:\u003c\/strong\u003e 31.558%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal Terpenes:\u003c\/strong\u003e 2.440%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMoisture:\u003c\/strong\u003e 6.2%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWater Activity:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.447 aw\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA full Certificate of Analysis (COA) is available — see the linked PDF on this product page.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs Grape Stomper Indica or Sativa?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWe classify Grape Stomper as a Sativa. The breeder describes it as an indica\/sativa hybrid, and in practice it leans sativa — euphoric and uplifting with a warm, grounded body feel rather than sedation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does Grape Stomper taste like?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSweet grape candy and citrus up front, sour diesel fuel and black pepper through the middle, and a warm spicy-floral exhale. Sweet and savory at once.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the dominant terpene in Grape Stomper?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003etrans-Caryophyllene at 0.81% is dominant, making up 33.3% of the total terpene profile. Limonene (0.45%) and β-Myrcene (0.36%) round out the top three.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs Grape Stomper the same as Sour Grapes?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. 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This living soil batch tests at \u003cstrong\u003e30.646% THCa\u003c\/strong\u003e with \u003cstrong\u003e32.960% total cannabinoids\u003c\/strong\u003e and a \u003cstrong\u003e2.49% terpene profile led by trans-caryophyllene\u003c\/strong\u003e — the peppery, spice-forward terpene that gives this strain its cinnamon-candy namesake.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eOverview\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRed Hots is the spice entry in this release. Where most of our top shelf runs lead with citrus or fuel, this one is \u003cstrong\u003ecaryophyllene-dominant\u003c\/strong\u003e, and that changes the whole character of the flower. \u003cstrong\u003etrans-Caryophyllene leads at 0.71%\u003c\/strong\u003e — roughly 28% of the total terpene content — with \u003cstrong\u003elimonene close behind at 0.67%\u003c\/strong\u003e. That near-even split between pepper and citrus is what makes it read as warm cinnamon candy rather than simply peppery.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRounding out the profile: \u003cstrong\u003elinalool (0.25%), α-humulene (0.15%), menthol (0.13%), α-bisabolol (0.11%), endo-fenchyl alcohol (0.11%), α-pinene (0.09%), and β-pinene (0.08%)\u003c\/strong\u003e. The α-bisabolol is worth noting — it is the soft, chamomile-like terpene that rounds off the sharper edges, and it does not show up in most of our lineup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn the cannabinoid side, this batch carries \u003cstrong\u003e30.646% THCa\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003e32.960% total cannabinoids\u003c\/strong\u003e, and a heavy minor fraction headlined by \u003cstrong\u003e1.744% CBGa\u003c\/strong\u003e — the highest CBGa reading in this entire release. 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The trans-caryophyllene drives the peppery heat, limonene supplies the citrus lift, and α-bisabolol softens the whole thing into something closer to baked apple than raw spice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe flavor follows through: sweet fruit candy on the inhale, a distinct peppery-cinnamon bite in the middle, and a clean cooling finish from the menthol and pinene. It is one of the more genuinely food-like flavor profiles in our lineup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eEffects and Usage\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRed Hots is a sativa, and the effect is clear-headed and functional rather than racy. The caryophyllene dominance gives it a grounded, warming quality — caryophyllene is the one common terpene that also binds CB2 receptors — while the limonene keeps the mood lifted and the head clear. Users describe it as alert, warm, and sociable without edginess.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBest suited to daytime and early evening use, creative work, errands, and social settings. Pacing tip: at 30.646% THCa this is potent flower regardless of its clear-headed character — go slow if you are used to anything in the mid-20s.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eStrain Background\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRed Hots comes from \u003cstrong\u003eLupos CannaSeed\u003c\/strong\u003e, crossing \u003cstrong\u003eApple Fritter\u003c\/strong\u003e — the dessert-strain heavyweight known for sweet pastry terpenes and dense, resinous structure — with \u003cstrong\u003eIndiana Bubblegum\u003c\/strong\u003e, a heritage bubblegum line prized for its candy-sweet nose. The name references the cinnamon candy, and the breeder describes the result as sweet fruity candy notes over earthy tones with a spicy finish. That is an accurate read of what this COA shows.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA note on documentation:\u003c\/strong\u003e Red Hots is a small-catalog strain. Lupos CannaSeed is the only breeder claiming the name, and there is no Leafly or Weedmaps entry for it — so unlike Jack Herer or Purple Punch, there is no large body of independent reporting to draw on. Everything we state about the terpene and cannabinoid content of this batch comes from the COA, not from strain reputation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis batch was grown in \u003cstrong\u003eliving soil\u003c\/strong\u003e, a no-till organic method that builds a self-sustaining soil microbiome rather than relying on synthetic inputs. The 1.744% CBGa reading — the highest of any flower in this release — is consistent with well-managed living soil cultivation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot to be confused with \u003cstrong\u003eRed Hotz\u003c\/strong\u003e (a different, sativa-dominant strain from Tropicanna Cookies × Tangie) or \u003cstrong\u003eRed Hot Cookies\u003c\/strong\u003e. 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It delivers a clear-headed, warming, daytime-friendly effect rather than a sedating one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does Red Hots taste like?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSweet fruit candy on the inhale, a peppery cinnamon bite through the middle, and a clean cooling finish. The nose is warm cinnamon spice over bright citrus with a baked-pastry sweetness underneath.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the dominant terpene in Red Hots?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003etrans-Caryophyllene at 0.71%, about 28% of the total terpene profile, with limonene close behind at 0.67%. That pepper-plus-citrus pairing is what produces the cinnamon-candy character.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat are the parents of Red Hots?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eApple Fritter × Indiana Bubblegum, bred by Lupos CannaSeed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow potent is Red Hots?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis batch tests at 30.646% THCa with 32.960% total cannabinoids and 27.029% total THC.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs Red Hots the same as Red Hotz?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. Red Hotz is a separate sativa-dominant strain from Tropicanna Cookies × Tangie. Despite the near-identical name, the two share no genetics.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is living soil flower?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLiving soil is a no-till organic growing method that builds a self-sustaining soil microbiome instead of relying on synthetic nutrients. It generally produces the most complete terpene and cannabinoid expression a strain can reach.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eStorage Instructions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStore Red Hots in an airtight container in a cool, dark, dry place. Keep away from direct sunlight and heat to preserve the caryophyllene and limonene content. Seal tightly between uses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ethisthat CBD Quality Standards\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll thisthat CBD flower is slow-cured, hand-trimmed, and third-party lab tested. Our products comply with federal hemp regulations and are shipped discreetly to qualifying states. Each batch is evaluated for potency, moisture balance, and overall quality before it reaches you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eLegal and Medical Disclaimer\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis product contains hemp-derived THCa and complies with the 2018 Farm Bill. Not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Must be 21+. Do not use if pregnant or nursing. 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This hydroponic batch tests at \u003cstrong\u003e32.487% THCa\u003c\/strong\u003e — the \u003cstrong\u003ehighest potency in this entire release\u003c\/strong\u003e — with \u003cstrong\u003e32.55% total cannabinoids\u003c\/strong\u003e and a strikingly \u003cstrong\u003elimonene-dominant 2.978% terpene profile\u003c\/strong\u003e, at \u003cstrong\u003e$99.99 per ounce\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eOverview\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWedding Mintz is the outlier of this drop, and the numbers are why. At \u003cstrong\u003e32.487% THCa\u003c\/strong\u003e it is the most potent flower in this release — top shelf included — and it is priced as a $99.99 ounce special.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe terpene profile is more concentrated than almost anything we test. \u003cstrong\u003eδ-Limonene alone reads 1.402%\u003c\/strong\u003e, which is \u003cstrong\u003e47% of the entire 2.978% terpene content\u003c\/strong\u003e — one of the most single-terpene-dominant profiles in our lineup. Behind it: \u003cstrong\u003elinalool (0.487%), β-caryophyllene (0.274%), nerolidol (0.205%), α-humulene (0.195%), β-myrcene (0.185%), α-pinene (0.134%), and fenchol (0.096%)\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe cannabinoid panel is notably clean: \u003cstrong\u003e32.487% THCa\u003c\/strong\u003e against just \u003cstrong\u003e0.061% Δ9-THC\u003c\/strong\u003e — one of the lowest Δ9 readings in the release — for \u003cstrong\u003e28.55% total THC\u003c\/strong\u003e and \u003cstrong\u003e32.55% total cannabinoids\u003c\/strong\u003e. That high THCa-to-Δ9 ratio means the flower was well-preserved and minimally decarboxylated in handling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHighlights\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrice:\u003c\/strong\u003e $99.99 per ounce — ounce special\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePotency:\u003c\/strong\u003e 32.487% THCa — highest in this entire release\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal THC:\u003c\/strong\u003e 28.55%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal CBD:\u003c\/strong\u003e Not detected\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal Cannabinoids:\u003c\/strong\u003e 32.55%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal Terpenes:\u003c\/strong\u003e 2.978%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eΔ9-THC:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.061% — unusually low, indicating well-preserved flower\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTop Terpenes:\u003c\/strong\u003e δ-Limonene (1.402%, 47% of profile), Linalool (0.487%), β-Caryophyllene (0.274%), Nerolidol (0.205%), α-Humulene (0.195%)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eType:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hybrid\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGrow Method:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hydroponic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFamily:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wedding Cake × Kush Mints lineage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eExperience:\u003c\/strong\u003e Euphoric, relaxed, mood-lifting, sweet-and-minty, afternoon to evening\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eAroma and Flavor\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWedding Mintz opens sweet — vanilla cream and baked dough from the Wedding Cake side — then cuts hard with sharp cooling mint and a gassy undertone. The 1.402% limonene is doing most of the work on the nose, pushing a bright citrus-sweet top note that is far more prominent here than in most flower carrying this name.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn the palate it is creamy vanilla and sugar on the inhale, a peppery-gassy middle from the β-caryophyllene, and an icy mint exhale. The finish is the signature: cool, clean, and distinctly minty, with citrus lingering behind it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eEffects and Usage\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWedding Mintz is a hybrid, generally reported as indica-leaning. The limonene dominance here shifts it noticeably toward the bright end — limonene is the terpene most associated with elevated mood and mental clarity — so expect a euphoric, uplifted onset before the Kush-family body relaxation arrives. Linalool and nerolidol in the profile soften the landing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWell suited to afternoon and evening use, social settings, and unwinding while staying engaged. \u003cstrong\u003ePacing tip: this is the strongest flower in the release at 32.487% THCa.\u003c\/strong\u003e Treat an ounce of it with respect — start with noticeably less than you would with mid-20s flower and give it time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eStrain Background\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWedding Mintz sits squarely in the Wedding Cake and Kush Mints dessert family, and its reputation is built on that combination: bakery sweetness with a mint-cooling finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA note on lineage:\u003c\/strong\u003e we would rather be accurate than confident here. Wedding Mintz has no SeedFinder entry, no Leafly page, and no established originating breeder — it is primarily a market and dispensary cultivar rather than a documented breeder release. Three lineages circulate: \u003cstrong\u003eWedding Cake × Kush Mints\u003c\/strong\u003e (the most commonly cited), \u003cstrong\u003eWedding Cake × SinMint Cookies\u003c\/strong\u003e (Weedmaps' attribution), and \u003cstrong\u003eWedding Cake × Thin Mint GSC\u003c\/strong\u003e (published by seed repackagers). Both presumed parent strains trace back to Seed Junky Genetics, which has led some reviewers to suspect Seed Junky is responsible, but nobody has confirmed it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat is not in dispute is the terpene character. Aggregated lab data across the market consistently shows Wedding Mintz as caryophyllene-forward with unusually high nerolidol. This batch shares the nerolidol signature but is far more limonene-driven than the market average — which is why it noses brighter and more citrus-sweet than a typical Wedding Mintz.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot to be confused with Wedding Mints (likely the same cross, alternate spelling), Wedding Kush Mints, Cake Mintz, or Kush Mints itself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eLab Tested and Verified\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLab:\u003c\/strong\u003e FESA Labs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSample ID:\u003c\/strong\u003e 89551022-11\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDate Tested:\u003c\/strong\u003e 10\/22\/2025 · Report Issued: 07\/09\/2026\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBatch Result:\u003c\/strong\u003e Pass\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTHCa:\u003c\/strong\u003e 32.487%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eΔ9-THC:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.061%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal THC:\u003c\/strong\u003e 28.55%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal CBD:\u003c\/strong\u003e Not detected\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal Cannabinoids:\u003c\/strong\u003e 32.55%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal Terpenes:\u003c\/strong\u003e 2.978%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMoisture:\u003c\/strong\u003e 10.76%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWater Activity:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.54 aw (limit 0.65 — Pass)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSafety Panels:\u003c\/strong\u003e Pesticides, microbials, and heavy metals — Pass\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA full Certificate of Analysis (COA) is available — see the linked PDF on this product page.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs Wedding Mintz Indica or Sativa?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWedding Mintz is a Hybrid, generally reported as indica-leaning. This batch's limonene-dominant terpene profile pushes it toward the brighter, more uplifting end of that range.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does Wedding Mintz taste like?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCreamy vanilla and sugar on the inhale, a peppery-gassy middle, and an icy mint exhale with citrus lingering behind it. The nose is vanilla cream and baked dough cut with sharp cooling mint.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the dominant terpene in Wedding Mintz?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eδ-Limonene at 1.402% — 47% of the total terpene profile, one of the most limonene-dominant readings in our lineup. Linalool (0.487%) and β-caryophyllene (0.274%) follow.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat are the genetics of Wedding Mintz?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDisputed, and no originating breeder has been established. The most cited cross is Wedding Cake × Kush Mints; Wedding Cake × SinMint Cookies and Wedding Cake × Thin Mint GSC also circulate. All accounts place it in the Wedding Cake and mint-Cookies family.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow potent is Wedding Mintz?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis batch tests at 32.487% THCa with 32.55% total cannabinoids — the highest potency flower in this release, top shelf included.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy is the Δ9-THC so low on this COA?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eΔ9-THC at 0.061% against 32.487% THCa means very little of the THCa had converted, which indicates careful curing, handling, and storage. It also keeps the flower comfortably compliant.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the $99.99 ounce special include?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA full 28g ounce of this lab-tested THCa flower for $99.99. Ounce specials are limited-run batches offered at a discount — the price reflects the deal, not the quality, and this is the most potent flower in the release.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eStorage Instructions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStore Wedding Mintz in an airtight container in a cool, dark, dry place. This one is nearly half limonene by terpene content, and citrus terpenes are the first to go — keep it sealed, cool, and out of light. With an ounce, split it into smaller jars so the bulk stays sealed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ethisthat CBD Quality Standards\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll thisthat CBD flower is slow-cured, hand-trimmed, and third-party lab tested. Our products comply with federal hemp regulations and are shipped discreetly to qualifying states. 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This hydroponic batch tests at \u003cstrong\u003e30.497% THCa\u003c\/strong\u003e with \u003cstrong\u003e3.190% total terpenes\u003c\/strong\u003e, the highest terpene count in this drop, led by a heavy 0.960% β-myrcene that drives the deep, sedating body effect the SFV line is known for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eOverview\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSFV OG is what most people actually mean when they say \"OG.\" The San Fernando Valley OG Kush phenotype is one of the foundational cuts of the entire OG family, and The Cali Connection's decision to breed it into Afghani #1 — pure indica stock from Sensi Seeds — produced a stabilized, seed-available version that kept the fuel-and-pine OG signature while adding Afghani density and resin.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe dominant terpenes in this batch are \u003cstrong\u003eβ-Myrcene (0.960%), Nerolidol (0.670%), Linalool (0.470%), δ-Limonene (0.450%), and α-Humulene (0.430%)\u003c\/strong\u003e. At 0.960%, myrcene alone accounts for 30.1% of the terpene profile — well past the 0.5% threshold commonly associated with that characteristic heavy-bodied, couch-leaning effect. Behind it, 0.670% nerolidol adds a woody-floral depth that is unusual at this concentration and gives the strain a richer, more layered nose than a typical Kush.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3.190% total terpenes on a 30.497% THCa batch puts this squarely in the high-potency, high-terpene category.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHighlights\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePotency:\u003c\/strong\u003e 30.497% THCa\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal THC:\u003c\/strong\u003e 26.80%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal CBD:\u003c\/strong\u003e ND (not detected)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal Cannabinoids:\u003c\/strong\u003e 31.96%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal Terpenes:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3.190%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTop Terpenes:\u003c\/strong\u003e β-Myrcene, Nerolidol, Linalool, δ-Limonene, α-Humulene\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eType:\u003c\/strong\u003e Indica\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGrow Method:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hydroponic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLineage:\u003c\/strong\u003e SFV OG Kush × Afghani #1 (The Cali Connection)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAccolades:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3rd Place, Indica — High Times Cannabis Cup, 2012\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eExperience:\u003c\/strong\u003e Heavy body relaxation, euphoric onset, deeply sedating, nighttime\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eAroma and Flavor\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSFV OG delivers the archetypal OG nose: pine and diesel fuel over damp earth, sharpened by a lemon-rind citrus edge from limonene. This batch's high myrcene content pushes an herbal, musky sweetness underneath, and the 0.670% nerolidol adds a woody, almost tea-like note on the back end that rounds out the harsher fuel edges.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe flavor is dense and full: pine and pepper first, earthy fuel through the middle, and a soft floral-woody exhale from the linalool and nerolidol. It smokes rich and coats the palate the way well-grown Kush should.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eEffects and Usage\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSFV OG is a nighttime indica. The onset is a warm, euphoric head-change that arrives quickly, followed by a substantial and unmistakable physical heaviness as the myrcene-dominant profile takes over. Users typically report full-body tension release, deep calm, and eventual sedation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBest suited to evening use, winding down, and pre-sleep. This is not a daytime strain. Pacing tip: at 30.497% THCa with nearly 1% myrcene, the body effect builds noticeably — start with a small amount and give it time before adding more.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eStrain Background\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe SFV OG cut traces back to the San Fernando Valley phenotype of OG Kush, which itself descends from an Emerald Triangle strain crossed with Neville's Hindu Kush. That phenotype circulated as a clone-only cut in Southern California for years before The Cali Connection stabilized it in seed form.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe breeding work was extensive: Afghani #1 pollen was used on an SFV OG Kush clone to create F1 hybrids, followed by roughly a year and a half of F2 and F3 selection across large seed lots — 150 or more seeds per run — before narrowing to a small group of preferred females and a standout male at F4. 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This batch leads with \u003cstrong\u003eLimonene (0.47%), Linalool (0.22%), α-Humulene (0.15%), α-Pinene (0.10%), and β-Myrcene (0.09%)\u003c\/strong\u003e — a profile that delivers tangy citrus, fuel, and a clean, herbal finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith over 29% THCa and a sativa-forward structure, Daywalker Diesel is built to energize and uplift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHighlights\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePotency:\u003c\/strong\u003e 29.157% THCa\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal THC:\u003c\/strong\u003e 25.852%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal Cannabinoids:\u003c\/strong\u003e 31.356%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal Terpenes:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1.36%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTop Terpenes:\u003c\/strong\u003e Limonene, Linalool, α-Humulene, α-Pinene, β-Myrcene\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eType:\u003c\/strong\u003e Sativa\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGrow Method:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hydroponic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eExperience:\u003c\/strong\u003e Energetic, uplifting, focused, daytime use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eAroma and Flavor\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDaywalker Diesel opens with pungent diesel and zesty citrus, brightened by Limonene and lifted with a touch of pine from α-Pinene. Linalool softens the profile with a floral note, while Humulene adds an herbal, slightly woody depth. The exhale is sharp, clean, and fuel-forward.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn the palate: tangy lemon and diesel with a crisp herbal finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eEffects\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDaywalker Diesel delivers a fast, energizing onset with a clear, focused headspace. Expect a bright mental lift, motivation, and an alert sense of well-being that pairs well with activity and daytime tasks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBest suited for mornings and afternoons, creative or active sessions, and anyone seeking an uplifting, get-up-and-go sativa.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eStrain Background\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDaywalker Diesel carries the energetic, fuel-driven character of classic diesel genetics, named for its bright, daytime-friendly effects. Grown hydroponically, this batch develops a clean, citrus-forward terpene profile with elevated CBGa (1.32%) for a full-spectrum experience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis batch highlights the strain's signature diesel-citrus expression with a smooth, energetic high.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eLab Results\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTHCa:\u003c\/strong\u003e 29.157%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eΔ9-THC:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.281%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eΔ8-THC:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.030%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal THC:\u003c\/strong\u003e 25.852%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal Cannabinoids:\u003c\/strong\u003e 31.356%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCBGa:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1.324%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCBCa:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.156%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal Terpenes:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1.36%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTop Terpenes:\u003c\/strong\u003e Limonene (0.47%), Linalool (0.22%), α-Humulene (0.15%), α-Pinene (0.10%), β-Myrcene (0.09%)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMoisture:\u003c\/strong\u003e 6.2%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWater Activity:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.447 aw\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDate Tested:\u003c\/strong\u003e 04\/30\/2026\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eStorage Instructions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStore Daywalker Diesel in an airtight container in a cool, dark, dry environment. Avoid heat and light to preserve THCa potency and terpene richness. Keep sealed between uses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ethisthat CBD Quality Standards\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll thisthat CBD flower is slow-cured, hand-trimmed, and third-party lab tested. Our products comply with federal hemp regulations and are shipped discreetly to qualifying states. Each batch is evaluated for potency, moisture balance, and overall quality before it reaches you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eLegal and Medical Disclaimer\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis product contains hemp-derived THCa and complies with the 2018 Farm Bill. Not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Must be 21+. Do not use if pregnant or nursing. Check local laws before purchasing or consuming.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"thisthat","offers":[{"title":"3.5g \/ Sativa","offer_id":47337067217069,"sku":"daywalker-diesel-3-5","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"7g \/ Sativa","offer_id":47337067249837,"sku":"daywalker-diesel-7","price":70.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"14g \/ Sativa","offer_id":47337067282605,"sku":"daywalker-diesel-14","price":125.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"28g \/ Sativa","offer_id":47337067315373,"sku":"daywalker-diesel-28","price":225.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/3771\/4093\/files\/flower_daywalker_diesel_1080x1080_578f0510-f14f-425c-8380-eb2c87b7adb1.jpg?v=1787875757"},{"product_id":"dripz-30-204-thca-flower","title":"Dripz (30.204%) THCa Flower","description":"\u003ch1\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/3771\/4093\/files\/Screenshot_2026-08-31_121504.png?v=1788196538\" alt=\"\" width=\"69\" height=\"62\"\u003eDripz (30.204% THCa) – Premium THCa Flower\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDripz\u003c\/strong\u003e is a juicy, citrus-forward hybrid grown in living soil for a vivid, full-spectrum terpene expression. This batch tests at \u003cstrong\u003e30.204% THCa\u003c\/strong\u003e with \u003cstrong\u003e1.97% total terpenes\u003c\/strong\u003e, led by a bright Limonene and Ocimene profile that delivers sweet citrus and a fresh, fruity lift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eOverview\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDripz is a flavor-driven hybrid known for its loud citrus aroma and smooth, balanced effects. This batch leads with \u003cstrong\u003eLimonene (0.61%), cis-β-Ocimene (0.29%), Ocimene (0.29%), Linalool (0.15%), and β-Myrcene (0.15%)\u003c\/strong\u003e — an aromatic blend of zesty citrus, sweet herbs, and a light floral finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith over 30% THCa and a balanced structure, Dripz is a versatile choice for daytime and social use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHighlights\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePotency:\u003c\/strong\u003e 30.204% THCa\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal THC:\u003c\/strong\u003e 26.629%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal Cannabinoids:\u003c\/strong\u003e 31.647%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal Terpenes:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1.97%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTop Terpenes:\u003c\/strong\u003e Limonene, cis-β-Ocimene, Ocimene, Linalool, β-Myrcene\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eType:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hybrid\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGrow Method:\u003c\/strong\u003e Living Soil\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eExperience:\u003c\/strong\u003e Uplifting, balanced, smooth body calm, daytime use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eAroma and Flavor\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDripz opens with a juicy burst of citrus from its dominant Limonene, lifted by the sweet, fresh-herbal brightness of Ocimene. Linalool adds a soft floral layer while Myrcene rounds the profile with mellow earth. The exhale is sweet, clean, and refreshingly fruity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn the palate: bright citrus and sweet fruit with a smooth herbal finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eEffects\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDripz delivers an uplifting, balanced onset that settles into a relaxed, easygoing calm. Expect a bright mood lift, gentle body comfort, and a clear headspace that supports conversation and creativity without heavy sedation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBest suited for daytime and social use, mood support, and anyone seeking a flavorful, balanced hybrid.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eStrain Background\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDripz is a citrus-rich hybrid prized for its loud, Limonene-forward aroma and smooth, balanced effects. Grown in \u003cstrong\u003eliving soil\u003c\/strong\u003e, this batch develops a vivid, full-spectrum terpene profile and a clean, well-hydrated cure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis batch highlights the strain's signature sweet-citrus expression with a bright, fruity character.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eLab Results\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTHCa:\u003c\/strong\u003e 30.204%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eΔ9-THC:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.140%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eΔ8-THC:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.025%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal THC:\u003c\/strong\u003e 26.629%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal Cannabinoids:\u003c\/strong\u003e 31.647%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCBGa:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.754%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCBCa:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.192%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal Terpenes:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1.97%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTop Terpenes:\u003c\/strong\u003e Limonene (0.61%), cis-β-Ocimene (0.29%), Ocimene (0.29%), Linalool (0.15%), β-Myrcene (0.15%)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMoisture:\u003c\/strong\u003e 7.3%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWater Activity:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.517 aw\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDate Tested:\u003c\/strong\u003e 04\/29\/2026\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eStorage Instructions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStore Dripz in an airtight container in a cool, dark, dry environment. Avoid heat and light to preserve THCa potency and terpene richness. Keep sealed between uses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ethisthat CBD Quality Standards\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll thisthat CBD flower is slow-cured, hand-trimmed, and third-party lab tested. Our products comply with federal hemp regulations and are shipped discreetly to qualifying states. Each batch is evaluated for potency, moisture balance, and overall quality before it reaches you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eLegal and Medical Disclaimer\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis product contains hemp-derived THCa and complies with the 2018 Farm Bill. Not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Must be 21+. Do not use if pregnant or nursing. Check local laws before purchasing or consuming.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"thisthat","offers":[{"title":"3.5g \/ Hybrid","offer_id":47337067348141,"sku":"dripz-3-5","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"7g \/ Hybrid","offer_id":47337067380909,"sku":"dripz-7","price":70.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"14g \/ Hybrid","offer_id":47337067413677,"sku":"dripz-14","price":125.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"28g \/ Hybrid","offer_id":47337067446445,"sku":"dripz-28","price":225.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/3771\/4093\/files\/flower_dripz_1080x1080_8dcd7def-6dcb-44af-9522-1e87c4e3d5e6.jpg?v=1787875757"},{"product_id":"lemon-cherry-gelato-32-397-thca-flower","title":"Lemon Cherry Gelato (32.397%) THCa Flower","description":"\u003ch1\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/3771\/4093\/files\/Screenshot_2026-08-31_121504.png?v=1788196538\" alt=\"\" width=\"44\" height=\"40\"\u003eLemon Cherry Gelato (32.397% THCa) – Premium THCa Flower\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLemon Cherry Gelato\u003c\/strong\u003e is an indica-leaning THCa flower strain popularized by \u003cstrong\u003eBackpack Boyz\u003c\/strong\u003e and named High Times Strain of the Year in 2022. This living soil batch tests at \u003cstrong\u003e32.397% THCa\u003c\/strong\u003e with \u003cstrong\u003e34.604% total cannabinoids\u003c\/strong\u003e and a \u003cstrong\u003e2.35% terpene profile led by limonene\u003c\/strong\u003e, backed by an unusual secondary note of α-cedrene. It is the most potent top shelf flower in this release.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eOverview\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLemon Cherry Gelato — LCG to most people who buy it — is one of the most in-demand cultivars of the last five years, and this batch earns the name. At \u003cstrong\u003e32.397% THCa\u003c\/strong\u003e and \u003cstrong\u003e34.604% total cannabinoids\u003c\/strong\u003e, it is the highest-potency top shelf offering in this drop. The minor cannabinoid fraction is substantial too: \u003cstrong\u003e1.508% CBGa\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003e0.234% CBCa\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003e0.163% THCVa\u003c\/strong\u003e, plus \u003cstrong\u003e0.036% Δ8-THC\u003c\/strong\u003e and \u003cstrong\u003e0.162% Δ9-THC\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe terpene profile totals \u003cstrong\u003e2.35%\u003c\/strong\u003e and is genuinely distinctive. \u003cstrong\u003eLimonene leads at 0.73%\u003c\/strong\u003e — 31% of the entire profile — but the second-place terpene is \u003cstrong\u003eα-cedrene at 0.38%\u003c\/strong\u003e, a woody, cedar-and-pencil-shavings terpene that rarely shows up this high in commercial flower. Behind those sit \u003cstrong\u003elinalool (0.17%), cis-β-ocimene (0.17%), ocimene (0.17%), β-myrcene (0.16%), α-humulene (0.14%), menthol (0.12%), and endo-fenchyl alcohol (0.10%)\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat that combination produces is the citrus-and-cream nose LCG is known for, wrapped in a dry woody backbone that keeps it from reading as purely candy-sweet. It is a more complex expression of the strain than the sugar-forward versions circulating under this name.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHighlights\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePotency:\u003c\/strong\u003e 32.397% THCa — highest top shelf potency in this release\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal THC:\u003c\/strong\u003e 28.610%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal CBD:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.058%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal Cannabinoids:\u003c\/strong\u003e 34.604%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal Terpenes:\u003c\/strong\u003e 2.350%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMinor Cannabinoids:\u003c\/strong\u003e CBGa 1.508%, CBCa 0.234%, THCVa 0.163%, CBDa 0.066%, Δ8-THC 0.036%, CBG 0.026%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTop Terpenes:\u003c\/strong\u003e Limonene (0.73%), α-Cedrene (0.38%), Linalool (0.17%), cis-β-Ocimene (0.17%), Ocimene (0.17%), β-Myrcene (0.16%)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eType:\u003c\/strong\u003e Indica-leaning hybrid, sold as Indica\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGrow Method:\u003c\/strong\u003e Living Soil\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeritage:\u003c\/strong\u003e Backpack Boyz — High Times Strain of the Year 2022, Leafly Strain of 4\/20 2023\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eExperience:\u003c\/strong\u003e Euphoric, calming, mood-lifting, citrus-forward, afternoon to evening\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eAroma and Flavor\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLemon Cherry Gelato opens with sharp lemon-lime citrus over sweet dark cherry — the two notes the strain is named for. Underneath that, the α-cedrene brings a dry cedar-and-sandalwood base that most LCG does not have, and the twin ocimenes add a green, herbal-sweet lift on top.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn the palate it reads as citrus zest and cherry candy first, then a creamy gelato sweetness through the middle, finishing dry and woody with a faint cooling note from the trace menthol. It is sweet without being cloying, and the woody finish gives it real depth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eEffects and Usage\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLemon Cherry Gelato is indica-leaning, and the effect profile follows: a bright, euphoric, distinctly mood-elevating onset driven by the limonene dominance, settling into full-body calm without heavy sedation. Users most often describe it as relaxed-but-still-functional — a strain for winding down rather than shutting down.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWell suited to late afternoon and evening use, creative downtime, and unwinding after work. Pacing tip: at 32.397% THCa this is the strongest top shelf flower in this drop. If you normally smoke flower in the mid-20s, start with less than you think you need.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eStrain Background\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLemon Cherry Gelato was popularized by \u003cstrong\u003eBackpack Boyz\u003c\/strong\u003e, the Bay Area collective, around 2016 and went on to become one of the most commercially significant cultivars in the US market — High Times Strain of the Year in 2022, Leafly's Strain of 4\/20 in 2023, the #4 strain nationally that year and #1 in New York. It is also available in seed form through a Barney's Farm × Backpack Boyz collaboration.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA note on lineage:\u003c\/strong\u003e LCG's genetics are genuinely disputed, and we would rather say so than pick a version. The most-repeated account is \u003cstrong\u003eSunset Sherbet × Girl Scout Cookies\u003c\/strong\u003e, which is what both SeedFinder and Barney's Farm publish. Backpack Boyz's own page lists \u003cstrong\u003eLemon Tree × Cherry Pie × Gelato\u003c\/strong\u003e in one place and Sunset Sherbet × GSC in another. Leafly's reporting says it was actually selected from a \u003cstrong\u003eGelato #33 bagseed\u003c\/strong\u003e, which would explain why no clean cross can be stated. All three accounts put it firmly in the Cookies\/Gelato family, and the terpene data here is consistent with that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis batch was grown in \u003cstrong\u003eliving soil\u003c\/strong\u003e — a no-till organic method that builds a self-sustaining soil microbiome rather than relying on synthetic nutrients. It generally produces the fullest terpene and minor-cannabinoid expression a strain is capable of, which is reflected in the 1.508% CBGa reading on this COA.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot to be confused with Lemon Cherry Zkittlez, White Lemon Cherry Gelato, or Lemon Cherry Runtz — all separate cultivars.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eLab Tested and Verified\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLab:\u003c\/strong\u003e Cannabis Chem Lab — Flandreau, SD\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCannabinoid Sample ID:\u003c\/strong\u003e 2604CCH0655.3532 (tested 04\/29\/2026)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTerpene Sample ID:\u003c\/strong\u003e 2604CCH0596.3223 (reported 04\/24\/2026)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTHCa:\u003c\/strong\u003e 32.397%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eΔ9-THC:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.162%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eΔ8-THC:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.036%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal THC:\u003c\/strong\u003e 28.610%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal CBD:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.058%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal Cannabinoids:\u003c\/strong\u003e 34.604%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal Terpenes:\u003c\/strong\u003e 2.350%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMoisture:\u003c\/strong\u003e 6.3%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWater Activity:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.455 aw\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA full Certificate of Analysis (COA) is available — see the linked PDF on this product page.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs Lemon Cherry Gelato Indica or Sativa?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLemon Cherry Gelato is an indica-leaning hybrid, commonly described as roughly 60\/40 indica-dominant. We sell it as an Indica.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does Lemon Cherry Gelato taste like?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLemon-lime citrus and dark cherry up front, a creamy gelato sweetness through the middle, and a dry cedar-woody finish with a faint cooling note. This batch is less candy-sweet and more complex than typical LCG because of its unusually high α-cedrene content.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the dominant terpene in Lemon Cherry Gelato?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIn this batch, limonene at 0.73% is dominant — about 31% of the total terpene profile. α-Cedrene (0.38%) is a notably high second, followed by linalool, ocimene, and β-myrcene.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat are the genetics of Lemon Cherry Gelato?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDisputed. The most common claim is Sunset Sherbet × Girl Scout Cookies; Backpack Boyz has also published Lemon Tree × Cherry Pie × Gelato; and Leafly reports it was selected from a Gelato #33 bagseed. All accounts place it in the Cookies and Gelato family.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow potent is Lemon Cherry Gelato?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis batch tests at 32.397% THCa with 34.604% total cannabinoids — the highest potency top shelf flower in this release.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs Lemon Cherry Gelato good for evening use?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. Its limonene-led profile keeps the onset bright and mood-elevating, then it settles into full-body relaxation, which makes it well suited to late afternoon and evening.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is living soil flower?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLiving soil is a no-till organic growing method that builds a self-sustaining soil microbiome instead of relying on synthetic nutrients. It generally produces the most complete terpene and cannabinoid expression a strain can reach.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eStorage Instructions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStore Lemon Cherry Gelato in an airtight container in a cool, dark, dry place. Keep it away from direct sunlight and heat to preserve the limonene content — citrus terpenes degrade first. 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